*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
"I’ll Make a Zombie Slayer Out of You!" (MULAN PARODY) by Kimmi Smiles
"this is an enormous responsibility, General! perhaps a soldier with more experience?"
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.
A girl worth fighting for
"I want her paler than the
moon with eyes that
shine like stars”
"My girl will marvel at
my strength, adore my
"I couldn’t care less what she’ll
wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what
she cooks like
Beef, pork, chicken”