The couple that herps together, derps together.
No one derps like Gaston!
Soul mates because he is the only person who loves himself as much as I love myself
"Look at me, look at my big muscles"
"Oh yeah, I’d say roughly the size of a barge!"
"That’s right because if I was the size of a barge I would be bigger in this *gestures to stomach* area"
"No ring? GREAT!"